New Theology Movie

I don't know if you heard but there's a new theology movie coming out! I'm really excited because it seems to have a pretty big production.  On the other hand the casting seems just a little bit questionable.  If you don't believe me, here's a few examples..

Pastor Victor Sholar will be played by NBA star Derek Fisher:

Pastor and author Joel Osteen will be played by funny-man Tim Allen.

Christian author and speaker Francis Chan will be played by TV host Montel Williams

Infamous new atheist Sam Harris will be played by Ben Stiller.

The controversial Pastor Mark Driscoll will be played by the Big Boy statue.

They are having a difficult time casting someone versatile enough for the role of Christian author and speaker C.J. Mahaney. So far the studio has hinted that Mahaney will either be played by...
 Professor X:

Vin Diesel:

...or my thumb with glasses:

Popular Christian author Philip Yancey will be played by PBS painting show host Bob Ross.

Controversial Christian author and pastor Rob Bell will be played by the Sprint Can-You-Hear-Me-Now guy:

Bell was offered to play the role himself but declined in light of being recently casted as Aragorn in the next Lord of the Rings sequel:

Yes I recognize and fully accept that this is a whole new level of nerdiness...